Post by Fred Hall
touchy-feely horse trader, and mercenary and gun runner,
inhuman owl, and attacher of extra horses to wagons
surreptitious, puke-inducing glove doll, and choir
Ser Powaqqatsi Man,
So. Do you think Holly is cute? Yes____ No_____
I think she's hot.
You think she's hot from reading her posts? Have you
met her or seen a photo of her? London to a bucket
of shit says she resembles a geriatric elephant.
She's a tree, dammit, not a bush. And a hot tree at
I have no evidence to lead me to believe that latter
Intuition followed a muck cart thinking it was a
No doubt. However, in Holly's case, I stand by my
assertion: Holly is hot. Not as hot as Kali, but a close
second. Her hotness permeates each and every post she
posts. I don't see how a man with your powers of
perception has been unable to sense that Holly hotness.
Maybe I'm simply refusing to admit it on usenet, Fred.
I suspected that was the case. Most Usenetters are unaware
of your shy, retiring personality.
Funny you should say that; so am I.
I've known for years.
Much better. Now don't forget to say your prayers.
hahahaha. I got away without having to wash behind my ears.
I'll netkkkop you for this, abuser.
Oh, no, you'll not get away that easily. You'll wash behind your
ears or face the consequences. (I'm thinking an evening with
Psylvia would be appropriate.)
Ok. I could do with a trip to Alaska. If you're paying, I'm facing the
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